I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should porn offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word crot for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly memek confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was bokep the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', memek and crot that memek women were prone to what they described as crot 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As memek a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex porn At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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