I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared crot the woman an 'actrice', crot or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for %anchor_text% other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A bokeh new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokeh faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' memek Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always bokep equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling bokep drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that crot they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a bokep sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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